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« on: May 22, 2008, 10:05:26 AM »

Hello,
      I would like to formally introduce myself to the site. My name is Lazz and I’m a salesperson at UPR Products.com. I am a Mustang enthusiast like many of you  and I wanted you to know that I’ve got everything you need to make your Stang look good, go fast, and everything in between. I’m also able to answer any and all technical questions you might have whether you own a v6, a show car or you have an all out racecar. Just give me a call and for all your Mustang needs, mention the site to receive 10% off on your order on all UPR Products.

Look forward to doing business with you all.

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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 10:13:15 AM »

Welcome! Very cool about the discount, I'm sure it will be used  Deal
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 08:11:44 PM »

sup Lazz
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 02:10:13 PM »

welcome bro...  you will probably hear from me soon... the Mustang needs to get out of storage and some work done.
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 02:15:48 PM »

Welcome
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 10:31:23 PM »

I'm sure the site owner will appreciate your contribution to tech.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 10:15:03 AM »

But not your spam.
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 03:09:27 PM »

But not your spam.

shut up woman...  if he offers a discount he is ok with me
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 03:10:58 PM »

just realized he is banned...lol   guess he isnt ok with everyone... if you f***ers cost me a discount ima be pissed.
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 10:13:32 PM »

Blow me.  Go get your copied, inferior, cheap s*** from the other one on the corral.  And if they can't hire sales slobs that can spell, use proper capitalization or punctuation, what makes you think their parts are worth a damn?  Whatever you do, don't get that quality H&R stuff, it might cost a couple bucks more.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 10:29:00 PM »

go take some midol, you whiny b****... it was a joke
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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 10:37:28 PM »

You're the one crying about UPR discounts.  Need a tissue?  You're pretty high strung for a stoner.
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2008, 09:07:36 AM »

You're the one crying about UPR discounts.  Need a tissue?  You're pretty high strung for a stoner.

again...
it was a joke

when you get done taking the midol, go sign up for a reading comprehension course. 

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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2008, 12:43:44 PM »

I'm for whatever's trendy.
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2008, 02:50:03 PM »

You're pretty high strung for a stoner.
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2008, 08:07:21 PM »

 Grin

I forgot, he's into almost everything.
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