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« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2006, 09:15:53 PM » |
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In! After a 59 hour work week, I need this. Kickin' back with a Labatt Blue right now and whenever my friend shows up we're heading to a party when her friend gets out of work. Should be a hoot since I work at 8 AM.  |
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"I don't really like handjobs. I don't like things you give me that I could give myself. Except when I do it, it's a hundred times better. It's like making Emeril Lagasse a microwaved cheeseburger for dinner. Think about the face Emeril would make if you made him Hot Pockets; that's the face I make when I'm getting a handjob."
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« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2006, 09:16:49 PM » |
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How much did you make after 59 hours? I only worked about 20 hours this week and made a lot.  |
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2006, 09:18:52 PM » |
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35 at CVS, 24 at the office. I really didn't make crap since CVS is just a $9/hr job and the mortgage job is commision-only. I won't see a paycheck for at least a month I bet. But that first paycheck will rock the socks off any check I've ever gotten at CVS.
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"I don't really like handjobs. I don't like things you give me that I could give myself. Except when I do it, it's a hundred times better. It's like making Emeril Lagasse a microwaved cheeseburger for dinner. Think about the face Emeril would make if you made him Hot Pockets; that's the face I make when I'm getting a handjob."
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« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2006, 09:19:05 PM » |
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In with 1.5 bottles of cab. The 'R' Collection to be exact.
Followed by flash fried calamari, a Caesar salad, Texas Peach Barbecued Pork Tenderloin topped with tobacco onions, bourbon creamed corn, and scallion twice baked potato.
Yeah. I ate good tonight.
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« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2006, 09:20:45 PM » |
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I normally only work 35, anything over is OT gravy.
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« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2006, 09:21:02 PM » |
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Like a fuggin high roller yo
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« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2006, 09:22:08 PM » |
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I don't have to make any car insurance payments until the beginning of August so I'm happy. That means a little extra cash I get to keep every month from CVS.
So wassup b****es?
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« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2006, 09:22:17 PM » |
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Like a fuggin high roller yo
We just 'magically' added $60k to the ol' bank account today, thought it would be right to celebrate a little. |
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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2006, 09:22:54 PM » |
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Magically lol. So what's your intentions for them dollas y0?
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« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2006, 09:23:47 PM » |
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Earmarked 12k for home improvements, 6k for debt, the rest in a variety of interest bearing accounts.
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« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2006, 09:25:04 PM » |
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Smart man. I can't wait for my first few checks from Prime Financial. I'm having a hard time prospecting nonconforming customers moreso than conformers. It's backwards lol. If I can get this one lady's house sold and get her into another, I'll pocket about $12K out of the deal.  |
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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2006, 09:25:49 PM » |
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Mah n***a
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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2006, 09:28:08 PM » |
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Alright, I lied. It's more like $10K since on my first 4 deals my team leader pockets a little of my commision. Still not a bad check at all.
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"I don't really like handjobs. I don't like things you give me that I could give myself. Except when I do it, it's a hundred times better. It's like making Emeril Lagasse a microwaved cheeseburger for dinner. Think about the face Emeril would make if you made him Hot Pockets; that's the face I make when I'm getting a handjob."
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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2006, 09:29:36 PM » |
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The dreaded split. If you knew what percentage I pocketed you'd wonder why the hell I even bother.
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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2006, 09:31:54 PM » |
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I truly don't mind it at all. I can work over an app and a 1003 like a mofo now, but working out numbers with lenders and stuff I'm still a little iffy about. For my first 4 deals, my team leader basically does all of that s*** and I just write down what he says. Better than f***ing up all 4 deals and not making a penny.
DOT, you got any connections with realtors up here?
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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2006, 09:33:51 PM » |
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Nope. The only people from Michigan I've ever talked to are this fat slut named Tasha, this white n***a named Phil, and your black ass.
Sadly, no realtors.
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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2006, 09:35:00 PM » |
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Oh, you think I'm black? I'm so honored. |
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« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2006, 09:35:52 PM » |
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You dabbling in pharmaceuticals dot? lmao
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« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2006, 09:37:14 PM » |
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Nope. My buzz is all natural.  Got a new office chair today, too. Would you believe that for the past 5 years, my office chair has been a wicker craft chest with 2 little pillows on top? How f***ed up is that? |
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« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2006, 09:37:40 PM » |
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That's some dirty south s*** right there.
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« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2006, 09:39:12 PM » |
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That's how I roll
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« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2006, 09:42:22 PM » |
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So you gonna buy a new car for ballin?
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« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2006, 09:44:23 PM » |
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Hell no.
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« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2006, 09:45:10 PM » |
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Me? Of course. I was going to make all the final payments on my Ranger and turn it in early, but my mommy just got a letter saying my insurance dropped another $200/year since a ticket came off my record so I'm thinking I should just keep it around. My insurance went from $240/month to $120/month in a few months. Not bad.  I'm in the market for a '96-'98 Cobra. I intend on getting Boo's Cobra if I get some money soon enough, but even if I don't pick up his car, I still want one. I've thought of eleventy billion sweet things to do to that car, mesa want. |
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« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2006, 10:09:18 PM » |
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Cool, my buddy just got me a new set of rotors for my ranger for free. Hell they were only $40 a side new to begin with, but free is even better. I'll give him a case of beer for em. The pads are the only part i'm paying for, hell i even got the oil and filter for free.  I'm skeered to pull apart the hubs tho.  |
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« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2006, 10:41:24 PM » |
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I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.
And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.
Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,
And if I'm the man,
Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that f***in' finger up your ass.
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f***.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip s***,
And you bought one.
So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,
If I'm the f***in' man
Then you're the f***in' man as well
So you can
Point that f***in' finger up your ass.
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f***.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip s***,
And you bought one.
All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar
So...Shut up and
Buy my new record
Send more money
f*** you, buddy.
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« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2006, 02:50:14 AM » |
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Man did I drink tonight! Wooooo! Steve, one of my 975826597862986972 LI ice teas was for you, I lost count though.
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« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2006, 02:59:11 AM » |
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Atta boy I'm busy racking up an insane long distance bill with my drunk freinds on the coast. |
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« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2006, 03:04:23 AM » |
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Taking a little sleep break.
hehe
Right on rich.
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« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2006, 03:20:06 AM » |
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Ohhh Christ almighty. Two chicks just now left my house and I have to work at 8 AM. It was well worth it though. Mom's gonna be pissed about the 1000 beer bottles all over the basement though lol. |
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