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Author Topic: Ninja? Yeah, not so much.  (Read 255 times)
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« on: November 17, 2009, 06:09:04 PM »

"Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence
The Associated Press

SEATTLE Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived to take him to Harborview Medical Center. A hospital spokeswoman said Tuesday he was in serious condition in intensive care.

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought he might have been involved in the reported assault, but the man insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role."


A picture of the exact moment he realized his failure would have been great!
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 07:06:53 PM »

I'd like to read a transcript of the officer's first contact with said ninja. Y'all are nuts up there. Crazy
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 07:09:07 PM »

"alcohol likely played a role."
Really!?!??!
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 05:57:56 PM »

that made me think of the picture of that guy who was decapitated by the spiked iron fence.
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