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« on: February 25, 2007, 11:32:39 AM »
So a bunch of car friends and I were hanging out downtown.  We went to where some racing usually goes on, but the cops were just showing up as we did.  Someone said they knew somewhere to go.  We pull up to a Sam's Club parking lot, and see 100 or so ricers.  We park across the street.  As we're walking over to their lot, we see a SUV driving over to a gas station with 3 people sitting on the roof.  While walking over, someone mentions this is where the drifters hang out.  95% of the people there were mexican/puerto rican.  Our group of about 15-20 were the only white/black people there.

It was honestly like watching retarded kids at recess.  Every car there was bumping their mexican/puerto rican pride music.  By drifting, they mean driving around the lot as quick as they can making the tires squeal.     These kids were doing one wheel, front wheel drive burnouts, e-brake slides, etc nonstop.  They were doing this with people hanging out the windows.  There was honestly tires squealing every 15-30 seconds.  There were near accidents every minute.  The sound of rev limiters was the only thing to drown out the horrible music.  There were a couple rwd ricers sliding around in figure 8's around people while people danced with their hands in the air yelling such phrases as "Yo dog, tear that s*** up"  Several people had cases of beer just sitting next to their cars.  After about 20-25 minutes, a tow truck showed up, and all the ricers took off like bats out of hell.  Even now, I'm still at a level of shock.
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2007, 12:13:18 PM »
f***ing retards.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2007, 03:29:04 PM »
Oakland was famous for the sideshows that went on there, even after numerous accidents, at least one which resulted in death, it kept going. 
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2007, 05:43:50 PM »
That sounds so stupid, I do not believe pictures would do it justice.
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2007, 05:55:32 PM »
What do you expect from a bunch of ricers?  B*tch Slap
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2007, 05:59:46 PM »
Quote from: Dan on February 25, 2007, 05:43:50 PM
That sounds so stupid, I do not believe pictures would do it justice.

You really can't image.  We were towards the middle of the lot.  You would be watching two cars "drifting" on one side, just waiting for an accident, and another ricer would be coming up the isle, and lock his brakes up, sliding to a stop 30 feet from you.  You're then looking at this dumbass, when someone back on the side you were originally looking at, peels out, doing a one wheel peel up another isle.  It was this randomness the entire time we were there.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2007, 07:17:47 PM »
Reminds me of the videos that were circulating of the towel heads doing the wannabe drifting thing on a busy highway
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2007, 07:34:55 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2007, 08:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Christa on February 25, 2007, 07:34:55 PM
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Ya don't say.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2007, 12:33:58 AM »
 LOL

From another forum, posted tonight...

Drifters got mangled by OCSO tonight...

I just completed my nightly cruise down OBT on my way home. With the population of unique-looking prostitutes and other nocturnal creatures, it's usually good for one last laugh before I call it a night.

I saw some flashing lights on the side of the road ahead and figured that some import driver was getting owned. I was a little off. It was about 30 of them. There were at least as many Orange County deputies milling around, some of them armed with automatic rifles, and a line of tow trucks and flatbeds. At the edge of the Sam's Club parking lot, there were two or three groups of young car-less drivers watching their rides being impounded. I went to the ATM at the bank in the same lot, and on the way out I asked one of the deputies what was happening.

"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRAG RACE IN ORANGE COUNTY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO STAND FOR IT ANY MORE."

They were racing down here?

"THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT HERE IN THIS PARKING LOT."

Wait... they were drag racing in the parking lot?

"YUP, DOING DONUTS AND ALL THAT."

Ookay, have a good night...

I pulled out toward the road, where two of the rifle-carrying deputies were speaking to the suddenly pedestrian groups. Both deputies turned and moved to intercept me until the first yelled over, "He just stopped to use the ATM."
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 10:04:47 PM »
Thats freakin hilarious!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2007, 10:22:48 PM »
Too Fast Too Furious for public transportation. LOL
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2007, 10:47:02 AM »
Quote from: Dan on April 15, 2007, 10:22:48 PM
Too Fast Too Furious for public transportation. LOL

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